Public toilets are scary. Like, truly terrifying.
We’ve got no doubt that every single person reading this has been scarred at least once by a partially flooded restroom covered in all sorts of questionable stains, where even the water coming out the tap feels like it’s making your hands dirtier rather than cleaning them.
Like that one scene from Trainspotting, but real. Eurgh.
Liquid Death knows there’s nothing scarier, even for burly, butch heavy metal lovers, so it’s created potentially its most genius product yet: the pit diaper.
Perfect for anyone who wants to look like a metalhead baby, this pleather diaper has quilt-effect stitching with metal studs and dangling chain detail. It is designed to capture any “recycled Liquid Death” while neutralising unpleasant odours. Regardless of how hard you mosh, the pit diaper will prevent leakage, keeping you protected all night long thanks to its partnership with adult incontinence brand Depend.
This wasn’t just a fun little promo video, either. Liquid Death released the pit diaper just before Christmas, and despite costing £81, they sold out within 24 hours.
Keep an eye out next time you’re in the Underworld; you might get more thigh than you bargained for.
